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someone at work has a pear tree

FUCKERS GOT BREADCRUMBS IN MY WEED

lindleland:

tumblr today as the one indie gamer who hasn’t played hollow knight:

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jame7t:

cryptotheism:

jame7t:

I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you

This happened to me. You think mummies are slow as fuck and you can outrun them. But alien mummies have a ray gun.

do not trauma dump on my posts please

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tonyhawksproletariat:

sexhaver:

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cannot even begin to imagine the Blade Runner cyberpunk shit this ladybug i found on my RGB keyboard was going through

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omishu:

quark-art:

evilwizard:

violet-hady:

evilwizard:

okay im gonna hypnotize you with my ruby amulet now DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT. im doing this to make you betray the king. IT IS NOT A SEX THING

I think the fact that you immediately thought about clarifying it’s not a sex thing kinda makes it sound like it is a sex thing.

FOOL. i would be using my sex amulet for that

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had to draw this

I haven’t read it yet, but I think this is what @pangur-and-grim’s new book Apparently Sir Cameron Needs to Die is about

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joy-crimes:

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runescape is the funniest game imaginable

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lakemojave:

It says a lot about how this website culture is dominated by swifties–and the way these same people will handwave and ignore acts of violence by male public figures–the way that Taylor Swift’s partner is in the public eye now more than ever and yet no one is coming forth on the numerous allegations of voter intimidation that Sebulba took part in during the best character tournament bracket of 2024

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